From Andy Borowitz in The New Yorker: NBC Sports issues a message to viewers of its prime-time coverage of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. “Tonight, for those of you who like watching the Olympics without having every moment drained of its enter­tain­ment value, we are launching a new premium service called NBCFree: the Olympics without any contri­bu­tions from NBC what­so­ever. For only $29.95.” · Go to A message from NBC about its Olympics coverage →